okay i just found a website that has a ton of cheesy puns and jokes. everyone who reblogs this will get one cheesy pun in their ask
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
If you have a spare dollar, and want to put it towards a good cause, put it here! Todd is an amazing guy, him and his beautiful family need support.
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.
if you need any further reason to watch The Five Doctors Reboot (FDR) they got John Barrowman in it and showed that he was secretly a straight guy with a wife and kids i fucking love Peter Davison
British TV: where three men aged from 62-70 are horrified and shocked - not because they discovered a man is secretly gay - but because they discovered he’s secretly straight.
how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two