my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
(Source: claudmunster)
(Source: lacarpa)
Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
(Source: brookeeverdeen)
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
(Source: thordoftherings)
if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong
sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me
(Source: sfux)
quick fuckin doodle of everything that pisses me off about tumblr and the number one reason i wanna go on hiatus
(Source: crudbumpowns)
(Source: thefckingbanana)
(Source: plasmatics-life)
