+ 158647

allwaswell-759:

So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.

(Source: scratch-ed)

+ 166928

ryanvallejo:

i can only hope a girl says this about me one day

(Source: sourisms)

so i figured out why i’ve been craving shit food for the last month and a half. fuck pcos man. why me.

+ 192834

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

insideachrysaliswrithing:

tournesolmange-homme:

Aluna the dik dik is only 8 inches tall.

She didn’t bond with her mother, so she’s being raised by hand by the luckiest zookeeper ever at the Chester Zoo.

OHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD

I WANT A DIK DIK

(Source: tournesolmangehomme)

+ 111201

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

+ 94319

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

(Source: tinarannosaurus)

+ 97596

booktown:

i need this on my wall 

(Source: myjetpack)

+ 228097

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

+ 20506

peperomint:

when u dislike a song on an 8tracks but u dont dislike it enough 2 waste a skip on it so u just gotta suffer thru

+ 82606

(Source: burgertv)

+ 7026

humorstop:

sick body kits

+ 280521

(Source: spacegent)

+ 448176

paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

+ 163864

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

+ 754960

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne