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smokeymcdaniel:

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

don’t forget to work up a little “seriously?” sneer as you squint

That will destroy him. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

(Source: stefanny88)

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(Source: shakysmiles)

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subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

(Source: hatergrl)

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colleenclarkart:

This is the only reason I’m happy that summer is ending. My clothes can finally appropriately represent the darkness of my soul.

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IM SORRY I’M REBLOGGING SO MUCH I HAVENT BEEN ON A DESKTOP IN A VERY VERY LONG TIME AND I MISS IT SO MUCH

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stupidoomdoodles:

i am now a 9000% sure that saiyan dads trying to be cool is my favourite thing to draw ever

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Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
New Zealand: I drove for two hours. Doesn't matter which direction. There's sheep paddocks or ocean. Pick one.
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thequeenofbeingawkward:

If you run your fingers up and down my back continuously there is a 832% chance that I will fall in love with you.

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thequeenofbeingawkward:

No but seriously somebody fucking kiss me please.

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radjew:

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

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thequeenofbeingawkward:

Sext: buy me dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets

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(Source: northerlydirection)

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An ornate 6 shot wheel-lock revolving musket decorated with gold, silver, ivory, and bone.  Originates from Russia, 16th century, possibly restored or added onto in the 18th or 19th century.

(Source: liveauctionworld.com)

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REBLOG IF I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.

& talk to you without being judged.

(Source: 100wordsneversaid)